Muzan pov
Its night and clearly the time to call an upper moon meeting. Announcing the hanafuda earrings kid is dead is a thing I should tell the sh*t-head upper moon demons. I leave the room and see Nakime.
"Call the upper moons I'm doing a meeting!" I yell to her.
"How come Muzan-sama? We haven't had a meeting for many years?" Nakime says
"Just shut the f*ck up and summon them."
"Very well Muzan-sama."
I see Nakime strum her biwa and Kokushibo appears. They appear one by one. Kokushibo, Douma, Akaza, Hantengu, Gyokko, Kaigaku, Gyutaro, and Daki. They all bow. Nakime joins them.
"If you been killing humans for the past day or so, you most likely have noticed the kid with hanafuda earrings was nowhere to be seen." I tell them
"Is he hiding from us Muzan-sama? Does he fear we will kill h-" Hantengu says
"DON'T INTERRUPT ME!?" I yell at him
He falls quiet.
"As I was saying, he is dead."
No ones pov
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"Why act shock Kokushibo-san? Aren't you the one who killed him?" Douma says
"Douma shut the f*ck up." Akaza whispers to Douma
"WHAAAA?? No wonder me and Onii-chan didn't see him at the entertainment district! He's f*cking dead!" Daki says
"SILENCE!" Muzan yells at them
Muzan clearly knows the upper moons were confused. He wasn't surprised when Douma thought it was Kokushibo. Kokushibo is the only one most likely capable of killing Tanjiro. When Muzan screamed at them, they all fall quiet.
"Now you should know who killed the boy." Muzan says
Muzan stops talking and starts reading the upper moons minds. Some were expecting Kokushibo, some thought he got killed by a normal demon. Little did they know it was lower moon 1, Enmu who killed Tanjiro.
"The person who killed the kid is lower moon 1." Muzan says
The upper moons think in confusion. Surely it was Kokushibo right? All the upper moons thought Muzan was joking. Then Douma spoke out.
"Are you sure Muzan-sama? A lower rank than us can't kill the boy right?" Douma says
"For once I have to agree with Douma, A lower moon can't have the strength to kill him." Akaza says
"Just get over the fact a lower kizuki killed the boy. I'm not to be mistaken Douma and Akaza. Even if lower 1 didn't kill the hanafuda earrings kid he would've told me." Muzan says
"Now that we got rid of the boy, I think our next goal is to find the blue spider lily. If any of you guys they I will give you a decent amount of my blood. Nakime you can end the meeting" Muzan says
Nakime gets up and grabs her biwa. Then she strums her biwa. Teleporting Muzan out first. Then one by one they disappear until there is no one insight. Nakime sighs and starts thinking about the hanafuda earrings kids death. Only knowing Muzan expected someone stronger to kill the boy, not a lower moon.
"Akaza-dono~!" Douma says
"What the f*ck do you even want Douma?" Akaza ask
"Thank you for agree with me during the meeting! Also do you think lower moon 1 actually killed the kid?"
"I think Muzan-sama got tricked. There is no way a lower rank can kill him!" Akaza says
"But Akaza-dono! You just never know if they did!"
"We never seen the lower moons, Douma! How do you expect us to think he killed the kid?"
"Akaza-dono~! If Muzan-sama said the lower moon killed him, then the lower moon did kill him!" Douma says
"You literally said a lower moon couldn't kill the boy like 3 minutes ago! How the f*ck did you change your mind so fast?"
"Well you should know I fake my emotions. Also have you heard the lower moon 1 likes Muzan-sama. As a crush?" Douma ask
"He likes Muzan-sama?! He doesn't even care about us! How does he expect to get the literal demon king to like him." Akaza says
"I dunno. Also kinda surprised you are talking to me."
"Just this once we are talking Douma! I'm also shocked you haven't said anything sex related yet too."
"Thinking of sex, I had a dream about me f*cking the insect pillar! It was absolutely amazing!" Douma says
Akaza falls quiet and just stares blankly into his eyes. Akaza wonders how Douma can even dream about such dirty things. It really scares Akaza.
"How did this turn into us talking about the meeting to you f*cking a pillar?" Akaza ask
"I don't know! I just know once I f*ck the living sh*t out of the insect pillar my life is complete!" Douma say sounding cheerful
"Hehe... I'm gonna leave now. Good luck trying to f*ck a pillar Douma." Akaza says
"I will Akaza-dono! Bye bye!" Douma says waving
Then Akaza runs off while Douma was just there. When Akaza fully disappeared, Douma goes to his room and starts daydreaming about him having sex with the insect pillar, Kocho Shinobu. Douma doesn't regret a single thought.
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The post just got shorter.. I wanna get some post out instead of making you guys wait.
These post will just get shorter or longer randomly lmao
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